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Despite the blonde highlights and blue contact lenses, Tila Tequila is this week’s full Asian blooded Asian of the Week. Tila did not become famous by being intelligent. I’m not saying that she’s stupid. Well, maybe a little. Nah…that’s mean. I don’t even know her. All I have to make this judgment is her MTV show Shot at Love. Yes, I’m not ashamed to admit that I caught an episode or ten of her reality show. Why did I watch it? Because she’s Asian and I try to watch TV that gives love to the Asian peoples. LOST has 2 Koreans and a Chinese dude. Heroes has a Japanese dude and a Korean dude pretending to be Japanese. Chuck has a Chinese chick. Entourage has a gay Korean dude. LLOYD!!!
If you recall, the Asian of the Week merely has to entertain me which isn’t difficult. I’m a simpleton. Tila entertained me recently because she made a citizen’s arrest against San Diego Charger linebacker Shawne Merriman. This resulted in a $5 fine for Mr. Tso in my fantasy football league. That’s $0.42 for me to spend any way I like at our banquet. I know that 42 cents may not seem like a lot, but I’m Chinese. We are very similar to the Jewish peoples.
Tila, I’m sorry there’s no more shot at love for you. I hope you get a new show or movie deal that can showcase more than your body. I know you have a brain in there! 
And congratulations on being the 2nd female Asian of the Week. If I ever see you, I’ll buy you a boba, but only as friends….because I’m happily married. hehehe
(-_-) Legs, Back, Abs
p.s. It’s good to be home!
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