
When my kids are tired, they don’t need to find somewhere comfortable to sleep. They just lose consciousness where they stand. My wife was washing dishes last week and discovered our little monkey had fallen asleep in our dining room.
I had a coworker at Honda who used to sleep on the job. He’s since retired. But he was a trip. He came from a distinguished career in the military. He was pretty old when he came to work and I think he trained himself to sleep with his eyes open. He used to sit right across from me and from time to time, I would ask him something and he would have this lifeless look in his eyes and then a few seconds later, he would be snoring. Dude. Snoring with your eyes wide open. That is impressive. Kind of like pouring milk in your nose and shooting it out of your eyes.
Well, happy early Turkey day. Good luck to any people who are planning to fight the mobs on Black Friday.

Must be camping out for The Hannah Montana Blu-Ray…
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